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25 Random Things to Know about Jay "The Funologist"

By on 02 Mar, 09 · 6 photos

1) Born in Germany, grew up for the most part, an Army Brat which had me living in Germany, New Brunswick and Graduating in Nova Scotia
2) During High School, I caught the Military Service Bug early by Joining the Canadian Forces Reserves and served as an Infantry Corporal where I shot competitively as Marksman with the 1 NSH (N)
3) Upon graduating I entered into the Canadian Forces and served as an Airborne Artillery Paratrooper and wore the distinct Maroon Beret, Jump Boots and Silver Jump Wings on my chest.
4) My Love for Hockey during my High School years playing Triple AAA Hockey for the Fundy Blueberry Kings was again realized in the Military as I was selected from our Regimental Hockey Team ( 2RCHA Gunners ) to play for the CFB Petawawa Stags where we would take the Silver Medal at the Army National Hockey Championship in Germany.
5) The thrill of playing at the Highest Level in Military Hockey paled in comparison to the that of knowing that I would be playing during this Championship at the Arrowhead Arena, where ironically I learned to Skate for the first time over a decade earlier.
6) Upon leaving the Canadian Forces I would spend a short time in our Nation's Capital ( Ottawa ) before leaving for BC Canada where I reside now
7) It is here in BC Canada where I would find the "Love of my Life" and settle down the best a Nomadian Spirit can :)
8) It wasn't long before I knew that this Province was my kinda Province and would become my choice to "Hang my Hat"
9) Some would call me a Workaholic but I ask you, "Is following your Dreams and Passions really working?"
10) I've always been Involved in Sports and Fitness so the Transition into the Health Field was Easy. I became intrigued by Innovative Health Products such as Far Infrared Saunas, Alkalizing Water Ionizers, Vibrational Fitness Core Exercising Platforms and after weeding out the "Knock-offs", I partnered with what I feel is the Best of the Best and created a Site Featuring them at http://www.StealsDealsandOpportunities.com
11) The Site and the Products took off and before I knew it, I had Health Care Professionals recommending the Products I offered to Clients North America wide.
12) My Attention to Detail when it comes to Researching became my Passion and with it, Success.
13) Being of European Birth, I've always held a Warm Spot in my heart for European Cars, I spent 5 years as a Service Advisor/ Asst. Mgr at Volkswagen/Audi because of it but would later find myself a Huge Fan of Saturn Automobiles because of their "Price Fairness - No Haggle/No Hassle Policy" and so to this day, I am a Proud Saturn Owner and a Sales Consultant/ Product Specialist with our BC Saturn Team. The European Influence on our Current Saturn Models from our Sister company in Europe (Opel) gives me the warm and fuzzies all over again :) More about the Saturns I Offer can be found on my site at http://www.StealsDealsandOpportunities.com
14) I never had children out of choice, never felt it fair because of my passion for Travel and Adventure. Having said that, kids are great! I was more of a Dog person though, had two and will most assuredly have more some day, but after losing the last one "Wriggley" my heart just hasn't healed up just yet to replace her.
15) I was nicknamed "The Funologist" by my peers in the late 1990's because of my "Zest" for all things Fun and I felt compelled to inject Fun into everything I did and still do.
16) I am an Extremely Positive Personality and Avoid Negativity and Negative and Sarcastic Personalities like the Plague - to me it's all About Energy we Send out = the Energy we Receive.
17) I Embrace Failure in order to Learn, I Celebrate Success like no one I know but I Practice Humility always and enjoy Learning from others that Inspire me.
18) My Passion during the past year has been Videoing Adventures and using it as a tool to further explain the Products I offer. Drop by and see what I'm up to at http://www.YouTube.com/thefunologist
19) I Fear Nothing and View everything as "A Learning Experience" in my Life. Regrets.....None :)
20) My most pride filled moment? Earning my Silver Paratrooper Wings, Maroon Beret and Jump Boots with the Canadian Forces Airborne, not bad for a guy that Hates Heights!
21) I Eat Healthy but when I Slide it's for food like: Panago Pesto Pizzas, Chocolate, Fudge, Licorice Icecream, Cheese Puffs :) ( Good thing I have Self Control or I'd be 400 lbs :)
22) My Future....well the Universe is Funny that way, but Shelley and I are looking into Bed & Breakfast Ownership on the North Shore of the Lower Mainland - watch my site for more info regarding progress in this Venture. My Current Exciting Venture >> http://www.Ionways.com/Acid2Alkaline
23) I'm currently looking forward to a Trip back to Nova Scotia where my EAST COAST Simons Family resides ( until I get them convinced to come join me :) )
24) Coming to BC? Well I recommend my personal Favorites: Whistler Blackcomb Skiing, Deep Cove kayaking ( North Shore ), Roller Blading Stanley Park, Richmond Airport Dyke Evening Romantic Walk, Speed Boating Harrison Hot Springs, Mountain Climbing the Grouse Grind in Squamish, Bungy Jumping in Nanaimo just to name a few :)
25) Last but Not Least, I thank all of my Old Friends for their Love and Support and Look Forward to meeting New Inspiring, Adventurous and Positive Friends in the years to come. My Life is Blessed because of you all and what you mean to me. Stay Great! Stay Healthy and Happy Always! ~ Jay "The Uber Funologist"
Jay "The Funologist"

We Save nearly $5000 a year with this New Product!

By on 27 Jan, 09

So excited to add nearly $5000 to our yearly investment portfolio and here's the kicker - We feel better and it's saving our environment from plastic and fuel waste!

In a time of economic uncertainty this High Antioxidant Alkaline water system provides 4 immediate benefits

1) Options to enjoy Alkaline or Pure water right from you faucet! No more water bottles with worry of acidic water or plastic leaching
2) An Opportunity to start a Home Based referral business for less than $100 and tap into the wealth of the Water Industry
3) An Ecofriendly and Environmental product & business
4) And last but not least : a product that not only helps you alkalize your body but hydrate you. Nowadays we find most our Health problems stem from an overly acidic body & most store bought waters we tested were acidic water!

We are but only a few days away from an exciting visit from Dr. Ben Johnson ( from "The Secret" movie where he will speak on using highly alkaline water to treat cancer patients.

Tap into the most exciting product to come to market and a very exciting Home Based Business!

Visit our Online Water Store at:
Http://www.ionways.com/acid2alkaline.

Or contact Jay personally at:
TipTopFitness@gmail.com

Jay "The Uber Funologist" around Town

By on 19 Oct, 08 · 9 photos

Jay keeping his Fun Meter Pegged :)
Jay says "Suit up!"

Just got back from "Jay Days" in Whistler BC - Home of the 2010 Olympics

By on 13 Oct, 08 · 6 photos

A busy week with lots and lots of work has to end with a few "Jay Days" and boy was I due for some fun and R & R - so do check out the pics of some great times had and memories made :)

:) Jay "The Uber Funologist"
Island Bound

Trekking the active Volcano of the Magestic Mt. Baker

By on 14 Sep, 08 · 3 photos · 1 video

A close friend and I take to the hike on a journey across the majestic mountain ranges of Mt. Baker USA an Active Volcano, good times indeed - do check out the pics and the video will be posted later this week :)

Keep your Adventure Meter Pegged!

:) Jay "The Resident Funologist"


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Jim "Get er Done" Dyble and myself adding our Trek rocks to the "Hiker's Offering" to the Active Volcano of Mt. Baker

As Fall arrives and Summer ends........

By on 30 Aug, 08 · 3 photos · 1 video

What an extraordinary year this has been thus far, had a bump or two but it's been Fantastic nevertheless. The Long summer days have been wonderful and even during my injury healing time, I was able to meet and welcome into my circle of friends some very inspiring folks and I wanted to take this time to thank you all for being great new friends and welcoming me to your Fun Nation.


I'm honoured to be here with you all and am looking forward to sharing and being shared with :)


There are many ways to stay ontop of what I'm doing, as you probably already realize I'm a bundle of energy and have multiple ventures on the go and many Adventures too, I am afterall, nicknamed "The Funologist" for a reason.

If I'm not on Fun Nation, you can find me at: ( Just Search: Jay Simons "The Funologist" )

* Myspace.com
* Facebook.com
* Tribe.net
* YouTube.com

or my Personal Site at: http://www.StealsDealsandOpportunities.com

Well my friends, always a pleasure to share with you all, till next time :)

:) Jay "The Resident Funologist"
Yes and I also sell Saturn Automobiles and make it very easy for my clients to purchase without the traditional hassle and haggling typically found at the retail level. I also specialize in serving the First Nation clients. Contact me for more information

Hello all, sorry to be tardy in updating you all :)

By on 17 Aug, 08 · 2 photos · 1 video

Been busy as heck as I created some great new Groups on Facebook and they've been a hit and also building a massive online affiliate business with a company called MAX that have two key products that are in absolute demand these days:
1) Glutathione Accelerator - the most Potent Anti-Oxidant your body can equip itself with
2) WLX - Weight Loss Accelerator - A New Product that has delivered amazing results

For more info - visit: http//www.StealsDealsandOpportunities.com
or - http://www.thefunologist.maxtrax4u.com


Stay Great! Stay Empowered :)

:) Jay "The Resident Funologist"
Feeling Great atop Grouse Mtn over looking Vancouver BC Canada 2 weeks after being on the MAX WLX - Weight Loss Accelerator

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