Added: 09/12/2006 |
Dating mistakes
Never praise another woman’s looks (even it’s Jennifer Lopes in a new blockbuster) if your girlfriend is around. Beware that the mere fact that divas of this caliber exist on the same planet makes the life of every woman miserable. Your girlfriend is concerned about her body, no matter how perfect she seems to you.
Never tell any woman that she has put on weight. Even if you think it only makes her sexier, keep silent. Most women are fiercely fighting against extra pounds – they are dieting, taking pills, and work out until they faint. Can you imagine what your girlfriend would feel when after investing so much effort you will tell her that she has gained weight?
Don’t nag at her for spending the whole day and a fortune in a beauty parlor. For girls a new hairstyle or fresh manicure symbolizes a new life, especially in spring, when the nature revives. By having her hair cut by an inch a woman becomes confident that from this moment her life will magically change – she will get a promotion at work, her love life will blossom and every man’s heart will start missing beats in admiration. Now, when you realize how much it’s important for her, compliment her on her new looks.
Under no circumstances reveal your sex stats to the girl you are dating. If your numbers are high, she will accuse you of promiscuity. If you say you did not have any love life before her, she will lose any interest in you. When confronted, try to avoid the answer, saying that you have made some mistakes in your life and you don’t feel like reminiscing about them in the presence of the woman you love.
Never criticize her cooking skills, even in the most delicate way (“My mom usually adds eggs in the pancake batter”). Your mom has nothing to do with your relationship.
Don’t come up with a stupid question, “Are you having PMS again?” every time she freaks out. Sympathize with her if she gets hysterical during her period rather than being oversensitive. You know that hormones are to blame.
Don’t take your girlfriend to a soccer (hockey, golf, etc.) tournament. She will either sit there bored and ruin your fun, or will get to like the sport and in no time she will know more about soccer (hockey, golf, etc.) than you do, which will piss you off eventually. This way she will deprive you of one of our main guys’ pleasures.
No matter how comfortable you feel sharing many sexual fantasies with your girlfriend, don’t reveal that you are obsessed with the idea of having two girls in your bed. Very few women would be happy to make this dream come true and your girlfriend might start doubting your feelings.
Be careful when commenting on her clothes. If you tell that her pants don’t fit her, would it add charm to your date? Or do you expect her to change immediately? There are no women who will put up with criticism about the style of her clothes. She will get hurt even if she does not show it.
Don’t hang up on her if she is calling you in the office, even if you are in the middle of something important. Women disturb their boyfriends at work for two reasons. The first one is it seems to her that something extraordinary happened and she is looking for someone to share it with. The second one is that she is looking forward to hearing that you have not fallen out of love with her since your last date three hours ago. If you cut her short, she will take offense. Small offenses tend to accumulate, and then, in a year’s time, you will be wondering why she has left you. If she is trying to tell you some long story, listen to the first two phrases, and then interrupt her saying, “How interesting (sad, terrible, wonderful)! Tell me more when I see you tonight.” If she is just wondering how you are doing, say quickly, “I can’t wait to see you tonight, honey”, then listen to her reply and get back to your work.
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