Women are like apples. The most delicious ones sit right at the treetop. Men don’t want to climb all the way to the treetop because they don’t want to fall and hurt themselves. Instead they collect fallen apples that are not so fresh, but more accessible. As a result the apples at the treetop think that something is wrong with them, but in reality, they are FANTASTIC. They just need to wait for the right man who won’t be afraid to climb right to the very top.
