Let me explain, then. However, I would not expect too much, after all, no body expects anything much out of you, any more, these days. So why should it come as a surprise that you feel guilty getting any thing out of any body else? I am not belittling you, I am only being honest. And as you may imagine, the Subaru Impreza WRX is also honest.
Really, the only thing you are an expert at these days is getting drunk. So why should it be a surprise if you get sloshed and then go and buy a new car out of no where? And why should it not be a Subaru Impreza WRX? It is not like any of us know what is going to happen to you, least of all, yourself. But even if the grim reaper does make his claim on you some night, you can call it a moment of glory. You will have done the insane thing and not regretted it. That is the core of existing.
And so the day that you do get drunk and finally buy a Subaru Impreza WRX, that is the day that we will all have to come to terms with the screw up you have become. Of course, we all know it, we all do, but we are all in denial. And of course, you are in denial most of all, more than all the rest. What then will that make you, and rebel without a course or one with a damn good one. Only problem is the rest of us will be too blind to see that.
What? You are offended? That is unlikely. It is unlikely because I have a hard time seeing you mustering the energy that it takes to get offended. It is hard to see you getting up to use the bathroom at night instead of pissing your self, it is hard to see you putting a TV dinner into the microwave as opposed to just eating it frozen, it is hard to see you getting off of your damn couch, so how are you going to muster up the gumption to get offended?
If you do get offended it will be a certified miracle and I will throw you a festive party, complete with festive sweaters. Because at least that will be a first step. My need to see to it that you indeed take on the challenge of my statement is the core reason for my statement. Why if you feel that you are so strong do you need to hide behind a mask of alcohol in order to show that you can own the world?
It is also impossible to see you acting surprised because, first of all, that also take energy and second of all, you already know all of this, deep down, and it ought not to shock you. In any way, shape or form.
We all know how this is going to end, and your mother is no exception. Say "Hi" to your mother for me, by the way. I have not been to see her for a late night romp in ages! How is the old bag? Is she proud of you? You owe money to know pornographers all over town. You owe money to the government, you owe money to your sister, you owe money to your children, and you owe money to the electric company. You owe money to me! Go ahead, have another drink. You deserve it.