And what is it with you intellectual types, anyway?  You can't be thinking you're better just because you are pretentious enough to refer to your self as an intellectual? As a matter of fact what does intellectual mean? Is it the vastness of the ego to vacuum all that there is in order to tag oneself as an intellectual? The answer to this question might never come like an oyster that forever awaits the irritation so it can form that perfect pearl.

Because trolling is trolling is trolling.  And really, how is it different if you troll in Mexico as opposed to an Internet troll?  How can you say it is better to troll online when you can also troll the Caribbean?  Who says so?

But hey, lets face it.  Preconceived notions are preconceived notions.  An Internet troll is celebrated while a simple Mississippi river troll is considered too country.  It is what it is, and what could any of us do about it, anyhow?  I'm no trolling revolutionist, nor will I be called a trolling bigamist.  That doesn't mean I can't bring these apparent contradictions to light however, and I'll admit, I'll be the first to troll online.  But I won't troll online because it's more sophisticated, I'll troll online for convenience, because I'm a Texan, goddamn it, and I haven't got the trolling options most of us have.

So it is what it is.  Can't change it.  Can't change it unless every one's behind it.  And really, who cares enough to say "I'm going to push and push and march and march until an internet troll is looked at the same as a regular ol' creek troll, because not all of us can troll online, not all of us have got the means to that end and DAMNIT how bout the underdog coming out ahead for once!"  Yeah, I support that guy in spirit, but lets face the fact that we are lazy and lets face that we all have too much trolling to do anyway to worry about what kind of trolling gets a good name or a bad name.  And who are we to fight this Internet trolling when all of us troll online anyway and lets be honest, have no intentions of giving it up?

Let me tell you a story.  I was shook hands with the president of the United States of America.  Not this president, not his current one, mind you, it was before, when I was younger and contrary to the usual way things go quite a bit wiser.  So there at the White House, and this was, by the way, before there was internet or internet troll or internet porn or anything internet, and so I says, hey, Mr. President, I says, how was the weather down in South America this time?  And he comes back with "just fine, son, and I appreciate your asking."

And so what's the point of the story?  That there are more important things in life, even to the president!  What I'm talking about here is the sweet taste of the Spring air in our mouth and the sugar cool of the rain water down your back and face!  Why are we taking about trolling?  Even the president is interested in whether, but when's the last time you heard him mention trolling? This is all the about the liberalization of the human tongue. It is now the weapon of choice by the media to tell us the latest trend.