This is what happens when you are from such an uptight place as Canada. Singles in Toronto do not get much action; they are, unfortunately, chronically prude. The Toronto single comes from a long line of traditions of not having sex until the third, forth, fifth date. And lets face it the modern men and women are going to have a hard time with that. But that is the price you have to pay when intending to explore the Toronto single. Perhaps learning a little patience is not all that bad.
A Toronto dating service, then, ought to do its best to educate its applicants on proper dating etiquette, which the Toronto single has long been without. A Toronto dating service should try to be daring with the singles in Toronto, help them release their inner freak fest no matter who sees and no matter what their parents moan on and on about. Pleasing mommy and daddy should not always be the first priority. Initializing ones own maturity should be the goal. And a dating service should be used the key to unlocking the door to personal freedom.
This is the 2000's! The Toronto single will never come into his or her own until he or she realizes this and steps up to the plate. Singles in Toronto can and will hit a home run, they just need a Toronto dating service to convince them so. This others might view as a pathetic claim for those who do not wish to grow, but it seems evident that it is an important requirement.
Toronto single certainly do, no matter what anybody says, have the ability and spark, deep deep down, to be contenders in a modern dating world. The Toronto single have a virility running deep in their veins they need to be made aware of.
Wake up! Revolution! Revolution! Take the cue from your Canadian brethren, Toronto single! Look at Jim Carrey out there, Alanis Moresette! This is your world! This is your time, Toronto single.
Singles in Toronto have been on the down low for too long (not to be confused with men on the down low). The world is what you make. I believe, and I really do believe that the whole world believes, that you have it inside you. It is time for you to step up and evolve with the rest of mankind!
Do not sit around waiting for a Toronto dating service. You may just well wait forever. Get out there and date! Date! Date! Why do you sit in your room alone with Neil Diamond and Cat Stephens records piling up when you could put on something sexy and just get the hell out there? What is there to lose? Answer me that and I will give you the secret, Toronto single, to a long and prosperous life.
JUST DO IT! You can sit around and wait for that hottie to fall through your skylight and onto your bed, or you can drag a hottie up onto your roof, and push him or her through your skylight down onto your bed, and you can be proud of yourself.
I wish I wish I wish. Not me. I do I do I do. End of story. Do not rely on your parents. Your parents never want you to have sex any way. Your parents want you to sit at home and wank it, because then they always have their little baby. They want to avoid empty nest syndrome. That sucks but it does happen.