Added: 01/22/2006 |
Take Your Pick On LunarstormHow about some good conversation or coffee. Some better conversation. Some sexy conversation over desert. How about some dirty conversation or drinks? This you're fancy then maybe, just maybe you should listen up. A bit of serious, no time consuming advice might just come in handy, right about now.
On lunarstorm there is any no. There is only yes! yes! yes! Lunarstorm.co.uk is not some trip to Aunt Holly's in the back of the family suburban, lest you despair. This is your chance to what the human evolution. Only the brave will attempt the stunts. Lunarstorm.co.uk is not a night cowering in Uncle Buck's basement, waiting for daylight. Lunarstorm.co.uk is not, NOT falling asleep in church and getting your head thumped with the back of a hymnal and then a trip to the priest's office to be put on your knees.
On lunarstorm we storm. And by storm I mean we get down. On lunarstorm we feel lunar. And by that I mean we are werewolf beasts. Lunarstorm.co.uk IS a trip to some unknown where house with black leather and whips and black electrical tape around your wrists and a gag in your mouth. Because lets face it. We all have fantasies and some of us did have the Uncle Bucks and the priests and we have never been the same since. And may well never be. But on lunarstorm, that does not matter.
Just think about it. Where did you grow up that makes you so special, as if you are separated from all the other human beings. The ones who milked goats and pitched hay. On lunarstorm you are a goat who is milked, you are the hey that is pitched.
Its not as if without all of it were something you could not have contended with. It is not as if we are just kicking our own teeth out just for the fun of it. On lunarstorm you can take your pick.
And this is why the proletariat must fight back and have a site of their own. On lunarstorm. Just THINK about the possibilities here! Existentialism has never been so SEXY! And I am only talking about the first week! And Lunarstorm.co.uk is not just a week, friends, it is a lifetime and it is a lifestyle. On lunarstorm we are the lifestyle. On lunarstorm we are the candy cane and we are the Cain and able and we cane and we get caned and if you don't know what all that means then friend, you are just not breathing the same air that we are on lunarstorm and that is a damned shame!
Anyway, its not as if we planned things this way. Judy had started out to be a gynecologist. Jamie had begun her career as an anthropologist, for Christ's sake! And me? I'm just a goddamned slacker. Always have been. Oh, and do not, do not forget Donald Shrew, who started out years ago as a preacher.
The point being, none of us are public perverts and you can take that to the bank and smoke it.
Because lets face it, friends, love is a battle ground. There's no sense in pretending. Hell, who would want to? I am certainly not pleased with my options for the future but all the same I am grateful for a future. It seems it is the only best way to stop yourself from wanting to attempt the notion of suicide. This is the crucial survival skill need to make it. As they say, it is a jungle out there.
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