Richmond Hill Sex, Lies, DVD?s And More

Added: 01/31/2006

I'm not sure what it is about Richmond Hill, Ontario. Maybe it's something in the water. Maybe it's a DNA thing. Richmond Hill is not a particularly big city. But for the size it is, there's a lot of sexual activity going! How'd have thought that Richmond Hill would have 10 sexy shops where you can buy everything from vibrators to Adults DVD's to sexy lingerie. And that's only the beginning.

I'm convinced and I haven't even been there for a visit; Richmond Hill, Ontario has it going on! Let me toss out a few tidbits for you. Back in 1999, Richmond Hill had its first (and I think it's last) openly gay deputy mayor. Where you going to find that in the United States? What does that mean? Well, it's a progressively liberal town. They also have on the most kick-ass singles dating sites I've ever run across. It's called Plentyoffish.com. And it's free. Check it out. Unbelievably hot looking babes. So right there you've got 2 extremes: a gay mayor (well, in 1999 anyway), great looking women and at least 10 Richmond Hill sex shops. Hey I don't think you're going to find such diversity in Los Angeles or Queens that's for sure!

Now, just based on what I've seen -- granted not much but enough to make an impression - the women Richmond Hill has walking around are hot. I don't know if I'd go as far as saying I'd make one a Richmond Hill bride, but they are an attractive bunch. Again, is it the water? The cold air in winter? I'm going to have to visit this town and soon! Richmond Hill sex...it's happening all over!

Still not convinced? What would you say if I told you that Richmond Hill has more female escorts than almost any other Canadian city? What are these people thinking? Do they have any time for work? Apparently in Richmond Hill sex is foremost on a lot of people's minds. Check out Escort.sexcia.com and let me know how quickly you find someone.

O-k, a quick review (this is starting to read like "The twelve Days of Christmas") one openly gay mayor (well, in 1999 anyway), great looking women and at least 10 Richmond Hill sex shops, a terrific sexy singles/singles looking for sex web site, and a whole lot of escorting going on. The women Richmond Hill has living in the city must split their time between sleeping, eating and having sex. In fact I've changed my mind, what do I care if none of them qualify to be a Richmond Hill bride. I'll settle for Richmond Hill sex and a cup of coffee.

But wait, there's more! Richmond Hill, like it's kind of sister city Ontario, has plenty of massage parlors. I love it. Can't begin to tell you how many times I came home from work all tired and worn out and wished I could get a massage. Too bad I don't live in Richmond Ontario. Now you know that a lot of these "massage parlors' are just fronts. But if a massage leads to Richmond Hill sex is that really a bad thing? Richmond Hill is starting to sound more and more like Amsterdam but without the marijuana!

So here we go - I hope you're keeping track of all the great things that are going on in Richmond Hill: one openly gay mayor (well, in 1999 anyway), great looking women and at least 10 Richmond Hill sex shops, a terrific sexy singles/singles looking for sex web site (Plentyoffish.com), and a whole lot of escorting going on (check out Escort.sexcia.com), plus at least a dozen "massage parlors" that are registered with who knows how many "independents" listing their services in the Richmond Hill classified ads.

Whew! How's that song go? "...Richmond Hill...my kind of town...!"

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