Czech author Milan Kundera once confessed that, in his taste regarding sex, Slovakia born women were more preferable. Why? Because of the way they invariably say "oy" "at that moment." Well, this writer must confess no direct knowledge of such phenomenal girls, Slovak or Czech, but who am I to doubt the wordsmith behind "The Unbearable Lightness of Being"?
For girls, Slovak, Czech or really any other nationality in Europe, online is an easy one-stop shop for willing and open ladies just honestly wanting sex. Slovakia has its fair share of such seekers in personal advertisements everywhere in cyberspace. Join me in perusing the information superhighway for a little sex. Slovakia (virtually speaking), here we come (figuratively speaking)!
The first Slovakian woman to turn up actually lives in Prague. But who cares? In her description, Jennis lists herself as "chubby," but checking out the lovely photograph of her "pleasuring herself" (as they used to say in old racy novels), I don't see it. She wants men, women, any kind of couples...let's fact it, Jennis wants sex. Slovakia would do well to have her extradited back to the country in order to make her countrymen a bit happier.
"Babenchka," simply put in her headline, "want sexy men." Strategically speaking, I can't figure just how she's going to satisfy said want; she had a photograph taken featuring her sitting quite uncomfortably on one cheesy couch. It looks as though the photographer was positioned about one hundred or so meters away, and poor Babenchka is looking away from the camera.
Headlined "A Short Description" (something must have been lost in the translation), Pretty Flower's personal advertisement teaches us a few things about sex, Slovakia and computer savvy in that country. Firstly, of course, is the sex. Slovakia has only had the internet on a widescale for about eight years; plus, there is hardly a personal computer in every home in that country. Yet, here are tons of Slovakian women looking for sex, Slovakian men looking for sex, Slovakian teenagers looking for sex...that's right, I said Slovakian teenagers. See, Pretty Flower is but nineteen years old and I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that her age isn't even that high.
Aside from such sociological matters, however, Pretty Flower also shows us (graphically) that there are beaches in Slovakia and upon them bikini-clad girls, Slovak, Czech, German probably, Italian maybe...who knew? And who knew that young Slovakians were as knowledgeable about the worldwide web as their American counterparts? And who knew that you could learn something from a personal advertisement for sex? Slovak girls: Are they really this clever and sexy?
My friend Ted told me this once before, and I didn't believe him. "Dude," he said, "Sex, Slovakia: They go together, man. Like...like...like the Czech Republic and Slovakia!"
"Ted, it's the twenty-first century. Czechoslavakia hasn't existed for about fifteen years."
"Whatever," said my friend Ted. "Come here and look at Jennis. Czech her out. Get it? Czech her out?"
"Sex, Slovakia, they go together?" I repeated to myself. "Nah."
I'm glad Pretty Flower proved me wrong