Ready to do some dating, Warsaw style? Despite having earned little reputation as such, Poland can be quite the hot spot for dating. Warsaw, naturally, is the center of such activity by dint of its size, but clearly women in Poland are gorgeous and friendly. Checking one online website, this writer found some very interesting possibilities for dating Warsaw women and Polish women in general.
I was struck by one woman with quite a nice personal advertisement hoping to draw opportunities for dating, Warsaw resident Aleenka. Aleenka wants to "date" all kinds, single types or in pairs of any mixture.
Another, tagged "Wishful Thinking Poland Woman" (a bizarre grammatical slip, as this incredibly curvaceous lady makes almost no other mistakes in English), makes a joke about bigness and hardness in her opening line! Whoa. Not to mention the fact that she has LOL marks all over. A fun-loving "Poland woman" her, no doubt. As far as dating, Warsaw nightlife is fun for Wishful or just staying at home.
And Polish women show their romantic side as well. Mysterious Marianna (one must ask for her photograph, a sure sign of class) reminds us of the old expression, "In the face of love's power, heaven itself holds its breath." Nice, don't you think. In overall dating, Warsaw is boosted by Marianna alone.
But syrup aside and back to business: Perhaps my favorite of all the personal advertisements, about dating, Warsaw, whatever, was written by the amazingly named "Clothes Off" (though contradictory to her picture, in which the sole visible bit of her body, the torso, is in fact quite clothed). The headline reads simply, "Need Help Quick." Hmmm...maybe she needs help taking off her clothes.
What else can I say about "Eyes of the Devil" but "whoa." This Polish beauty has a killer curvaceous body lovingly accented by a nice orange bikini and good suntan. The latter makes for an especially wonderful sight in the cold of winter in which I write this. Plus, Eyes has that amazing platinum blonde hair that Polish women are sought after for.
About as modest (and as blonde) is "Gorgeous 34DD." Thoughtfully posing in full-body profile, this similarly tanned babe does indeed appear to possess the cantaloupes claimed. It's almost too much to believe that good ol' Gorgeous is looking for couples or men or women or bisexual couples. Crazy.
"Little Jasper" (no friendly ghost jokes, please) says that "invisible is the most important." Well, I'm happy that invisible pictures aren't an option online, because the almost-artistic sepia-toned picture of Jasper makes me want to take up photography.
Then there's "Girl Triple O." I don't know what this refers to, as it's not her brassiere size. Perhaps you'd say "oh" three times after a nice horizontal workout with Girl. If you're serious about dating, Warsaw bound and online, you could probably hook up with Triple. After all, her headline enquires about what you're doing this weekend - this very weekend. Now you can't beat that with stick. Well, maybe with a certain kind of stick you could.