Being a man, and not being from Norway, women Norway really intrigue and excite me.  Of course, Norway sex is most likely very much like American sex, but that is not something I would be likely to take for granted.

To start with, women Norway have that accent, and that accent is almost enough to make me cream my pants on the subway.  Thinking about Norway sex, with all the history, all the art, all the accents, all the women Norway, my hands even start shaking as I type.

And so, what must happen, is there must be a plan developed, to have at least once in one's lifetime Norway sex with women Norway.  First must be established the parameters for this union.  Does it have to be in Norway, or can it be in the States or another country.  Being as I am American, having to have Norway sex would certainly be costly, however, in the interest of being authentic, I think it will have to take place on Norwegian soil.

So then now we are faced with the problem of getting to Norway.  How does one, with no money, with no resources, get to Norway?  First step is of course passport, the sooner the better, because it will take some time to get to the passport.

A second step is to move back in with your parents and get a job.  This way you will not be paying rent of buying food.  Of course the idea of working and living with your parents again is painful at best, but you must think of women Norway.  Picture the women Norway long hours at work or during your mother's marathon nags.  Resist the temptation to spend your money on CDs and clothes and hookers.  Save that money for women Norway!  Work, endure, save!  It will be worth it, in the end.

So you have now the money and you have the passport (assume that you are not a felon) and the next step is flying over the ocean to Europe, to Norway.  To get into the spirit before leaving, you ought to pick up one or more albums from Norwegian pop group, Poor Rich Ones.  You might also try doing some research regarding not only Norway, but also women Norway.

So get it all booked!  Not only should you book your flights, you also need to book hotels and you need to book rental cars.

Once in Norway, where is the best place to pick up women Norway?  My guess would be, based on my own personal experience, the best place must be a dance club.  The trick is that you ought not be afraid to dance.  You ought to embrace the dance, you ought to get out and shake your ass.  If you are having trouble with this, try drinking.  The more you drink the more you dance!  On a side note be careful not to drink too much, as you may end up on accident with another American or worse yet, a fat girl.

The women Norway are there and are ready to be picked up by the right person, just so long as you know the places that you need to go to. A nightclub or dance club is a good place to start if you are going out looking for a Norwegian woman, although obviously the language barrier could be a problem, but you would of thought of that before you got there, wouldn't you? Also just remember that Norwegian women are not the same as American women, you may see some resemblances but they are only skin deep.

So from here on out getting women Norway is your responsibility.  Happy hunting!