I Went to Milan to Meet a Milano Girl, But All I got was a Freakin' T-Shirt

Added: 03/03/2006

Welcome to Milan, baby! Home of high fashion, fine restaurants, wine that pours like water and of course; the Milano girl of your dreams. Don't speak the language? Don't worry, cowboy. There's a Milano girl out there who can speak the language that matters: the language of L-O-V-E. Or at least she'll act like its love as long as you have some money to back up your intentions.

When I was a lot younger I used to think that just because I was an American, that the women would just throw themselves at my feet. That approach might have worked after the Second World War, but nowadays, Yankees represent just another culture in many respects. When it comes to one of Italy's leading cities - that would be Milan for example, a Milano girl wants to know that you have something else to offer besides bus fare.
Milan. The Fashion Capital of Italy and perhaps Europe. The Med's version of Hollywood. Thousands of beautiful women and they all want to be discovered. Want to meet a Milano girl? Act like you're a casting agent looking for new talent. Hang a digital camera over your shoulder and act like you're looking for models. Want a Milano girl that doesn't really care about a modeling career and is perfectly happy to just hang on your arm? Forget the camera, just flash the cash.
A Milano girl, like many other Europeans want to know that they are getting more attention than the girl next door. Even if the girl next door happens to be "them". Think they're going to throw themselves all over you if you're an auto mechanic? Sorry pal, ain't happenin'. Think you're going to get sex Milano in the back seat of a taxi if all you do is work part time at the local library? Only in your dreams, buddy.
No, a Milano girl wants to be woo'ed. She wants to be showered with things that only money can buy. Sex Milano is just a formality as long as the bills are being paid. If you can rise to that occasion (excuse the pun) than you're in luck. Whether you can speak the language or not, you're going to make some progress with a Milano girl.
Now, if you've never been to the city you're in for a rude awakening. Milan is big, it's hectic, and it's very impersonal. You just don't pop over to a friend's house for coffee. Are you kidding? These type of things need to be planned. Want to socialize? Better make it dinner for two and I'm not talking about pizza. You're best bet, believe it or not may be going to a Milano Match Making Service. The prices for on-line matchmaking services vary, but the internet is full of them. Milan has even come on line with "Speed Dating" services based on the same popular concept that you find so often in the United States.
Other than that, the club scene is a hit or miss affair if you're looking to meet women and score some sex Milano. There are many reasons for this. As I said before, Milan is an impersonal kind of town. When females go to clubs it's with large groups and rarely with the intention of "getting picked up". You do not see gorgeous women sitting alone at a bar waiting to get picked up, unless she's a hooker.
The Italian meeting and mating ritual is complex. You may "bump into each other" at a club. Make eye contact. Exchange a smile or two. Proceed to the dance floor and continue to dance as part of a large non-descript group. This kind of thing can continue all night with virtually no success. Maybe you'll get a chat-forum number or a cell phone number. And only THEN have you made significant progress. Think you'll be rolling on the beach later that night acting out a scene from "From Here to Eternity" than think again.
But with a luck and perseverance and maybe a Berlitz Italian course, you can meet your Milano girl, make meaningful conversation and enjoy sex Milano before the week is over.

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