Added: 02/24/2006 |
Dating in Windsor - Strap Yourself in For One Heck of a Ride!So what would YOU rather do? Hang out in Michigan where total nudity is against the law in the strip bars, there's no gambling and prostitution is a no-no, or travel across the Ambassador Bridge or Detroit-Windsor Tunnel to Windsor, Ontario and enjoy nearly unlimited escort services, great strip bars that boast total in-your-face-nudity, a great assortment of massage parlors and a kick-ass Casino? You shouldn't have to flip a coin to figure it out! Add to that a great conversion rate between the US and Canadian dollar and the big question is why HAVEN'T you come to Windsor Before?
Having said all that, let's say you really are interested in dating in Windsor. You really do hope to meet the girl of your dreams, a wholesome Windsor single Catholic girl. Or maybe you want to meet lonely divorced women Windsor has those as well. My first response is: WHY do you want to get involved in dating in Windsor when the city has such obvious assets? Do you realize that with the Super Bowl just around the corner there are THOUSANDS of women who are looking for employment as strippers and escorts? And you're worried about dating in Windsor. For $150.00 Canadian dollars you can spend an hour with a gorgeous woman who will probably make you feel better than your ex EVER did! No-frills dating in Windsor! That's what I'm talking about!
O-k. You're still not convinced. You really ARE into all that culture and stuff aren't you? Well, Windsor, Ontario is full of historic homes and cutting edge architecture that line the city from one end to the other. The historic flavor of Windsor is so intense that many visitors feel they are stepping back into another time and place (that is, until they drive over to the border where all the strip clubs are). I'm sure if you want to be dating in Windsor you will frequent all the sights and sounds of Historic Downtown Windsor and maybe you'll meet a nice girl who volunteers on weekends giving tours to cub scouts. I can only hope that this same Windsor single lass turns into a tiger after she gets home and pounces on your ass.
But I digress. Visitors are encouraged to tour the Francois Baby House or the McGregor-Cowan house. Mackenzie Hall will satisfy you're longing for culture and the arts. The "Ford City" area of Windsor is great for shopping and dining. You know what, you're right. Why would I want to spend my time having a stripper stick her crotch in my face, when I can look at the outdoor murals that are for all to see? You bet. I'm convinced. Why would I want oral sex from an escort when Windsor has so much OTHER culture to offer?
Moving right along. Windsor's "City Centre" area downtown has a wide range of cafes and eateries. The "Little Italy" district on Erie Street is chock full of boutiques and bakeries. You're bound to meet women Windsor has a few. The city certainly has a few who will perform sex for money, that's for sure. But Nooooo. You want to meet a "nice" girl. Trust me pal, prostitutes can be "nice" also. It just depends on your point-of-view.
I can say no more. Windsor, Ontario. Do you want what's behind door number one (a gorgeous blonde) or door number two (tickets to Pelee National Park and the Jack Miner Bird Sanctuary).
You're right. It's a tough choice.
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