A dude visits an attorney & says:
-How many years will I get for murder?
-Whom have you killed?
-I haven’t killed yet. I want to kill my mother-in-law.
-If you do in mine as well, you’ll get a year provisionally.
-Hello darling! You know, my parents are out of town…
-And so?
-I’m all alone and I’m bored…
-So what?
-Maybe you’ll come over?
-What for?
-I’ve got a bottle of champagne lying around…
-I don’t like champagne…
-Basically, come over and fuck me!
-A-a-a-h, I got the hint, coming.
Two buddies meet.
-Listen, do you like dumb bitches?
-Of course not.
-And smoking & drinking ones?
-Why the hell would I want those?
-And those who can’t cook breakfast, lunch or dinner?
-Hell no!
-Then why the fuck are you pestering my wife?
One alcoholic says to another:
-Bobby, let’s buy shoelaces!
Bobby (amazed):
-What the hell? What for?
-But… So that to have a drink & celebrate the purchase!
Pic: alchoholic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD1sA_XQqX0
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on 14 Dec, 07
i think on your on your back
It depends how much flesh you show as to whether tat's are concealed or on display. A friend of mine, who's female, has a nice 1 on her foot & up towards the bottom of her shin. It's similar to the ankle thing but just a bit more unique, less cliche'd & concealable. Other than that, the hip is always a really nice place for a girl to have 1. Again, it can be concealed if you want it to but it doesn't have to be. I'm like you. I know I want 1 but don't know what to get. I know I want it on my right forearm but don't want something tacky. I want something that will stand the test of time & not be an embarassment as I get older. It has to be unique in every way. It can incorporate so many different styles if it wants without being something that looks like a tribal symbol or Chinese writing, which is what everyone else seems to have. I'd like it to incorporate a ying-yang as I've always liked that symbol. Let me know if the ideas were of any use & I want to see pic's if/when you've had it done. Hope it all works out for you.
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hi ruby i think lower back would lok great but i am sure it wood look great anywhere on you ....
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hey gal u seem like a very nice gal hey you get sum evil gals out there these days well me iam a luva boy an i tattoo people for a living i reckon you should get a angel on your front of your hip or a bunch of roses goin on a vine across the top of back side by the way you look great in your photos