By on 02 Jul, 08 · · ·
Sagittarius Nov 24th to Dec. 20th
Positive traits---High-Spirited - Trustworthy - Lucky - Charming - Versatile - Intuitive.
Negative traits---Tactless - Restless - Pompous - Exhibitionistic.
Relationships---Sagittarius needs a certain amount of freedom in a relationship, they would find a possessive situation very uncomfortable and may ultimately pull away from it if they felt that it no longer supported them. although loyal and loving, they need a partner who will be happy to do there own thing and allow Sagittarius to do theirs. They make wonderful parents, as they are always enthusiastic about their offspring's achievements.
Career---Sagittarius is often drawn to the law in one form or another, they often travel and tend to learn both the language and customs of the countries that they visit very easily. They are also good at public speaking unless they have been repressed in childhood.
Leisure---Nothing pleases this sign more than a holiday sampling good food and wine and “all” the trimmings! And, if its in the sunshine and has a sandy beach, so much the better. Most people born under this sign think that “exercise” is a stroll in the moonlight after a good dinner. hence they tend to put on weight with the years.
Colour - Purple. Animal Totem - Horse. Food - Wild Harvest - Flower - Carnation. Gemstone - Topaz. Image - Casual.
Food---Well presented traditional food suits this sign, many of who are gourmands. Their tastes cover all manner of food that is wholesome . They should eat less and exercise more!
By on 01 Jul, 08 · · ·
Sagittarius THE ARCHER - the sign of the Adventurer
Sagittarius is born to travel the world and move upwards and outwards. Naturally gregarious, they love the idea of meeting different people and understanding foreign cultures. There is also a desire to broaden the mind too, with the possibility of many Sagittarians being life long students. Their outlook is generally optimistic and there is a distinct lack of concern over the smaller, practical details. A great sense of humour and a lack of petty mindedness are Sagittarian qualities too.
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Ideal Careers
Vet, philosopher, travel writer, barrister, priest, explorer, sports person, writer, interpreter, lecturer, air hostess, publisher.
Advice for Partners & Friends
A good idea - if you like the idea of life being an adventure rather than a chore, then make a friend of a Sagittarian.
Not so useful - expecting a Sagittarian to settle down forever.
We love you at your Best ...
Sagittarius is open - open- minded, open-hearted and generous, up to a point. They like to get value and will not be quite so impulsive with their cash but they do have a natural ability to get on with people from many varied walks of life. They have an innate sense of wanting to help others and give them a hand up the ladder and can be wonderful and exciting companions. Expect an honest answer when you ask a question! and maybe some long philosophic discussions into the night.
Jovial, optimistic, versatile, open-minded, philosophical, sincere, frank, visionary.
.... Difficult to Live With!
Moderation is not something that Sagittarians are too happy about and will want to indulge their pleasures, even if they are dangerous and expensive. A devil may care attitude is one thing, but these people are great at getting back on the saddle once they fall off and will be constantly seeking new challenges and fresh horizons. Somehow they need to find a lifestyle which can incorporate this, or they could become snappy, dull and moody.
Sun Signs You are most Compatible with
Aries - oh wonderfully romantic.
Leo - very passionate.
Libra - such enjoyment.
Sagittarius - so much excitement you can hardly stay still.
Sun Signs You are not so Compatible with
Capricorn - conflicts galore.
Cancer - very distant.
Aquarius - so heated.
Scorpio - chalk and cheese.
Gemini - hot and the stone cold.
Pisces - rather difficult.
Your Opposite Sun Sign
is Gemini
Sagittarius is the clown and truth-speaker of the Zodiac. She feels imbued with the wisdom and knowledge of the ages, yet constantly searches for more. Her bow, ever aimed toward some lofty goal, is drawn precisely and with good intentions.
The Sagittarius bounds through life with the confidence and optimism of one who is blessed. There is no possibility of failure, because Sagittarius knows there is a good and just reason for everything that happens in life. The Sagittarius may seem naive - unable to perceive wrongdoing in herself or others. She possesses an innocence of spirit that allows her to see through the evils and into the goodness in the hearts of everyone. She is friend to all, lover of animals and children. To the Sag, all creatures possess the utmost goodness and beauty, and thus are worthy of her earnest appreciation.
The Sagittarius will travel far and wide in search of more knowledge about her world. She loves to learn, teach, expand and find truth - thus her interest in philosophy, religion and other cultures. She moves quickly and independently as she is so sure of her own choices, which are always pure, honest and well-meaning.
Sagittarius thrives on action, motion, knowledge, progress and spirituality. She is known to be athletic, and sometimes clumsy - occasionally tripping over her feet, or tongue. Always looking ahead, she can tap into the future. She seems to know instinctively what's coming up next....
Symbol: The Archer
Ruling Planet: Jupiter
Fire - Mutable - Positive
Day Forces - Masculine
Growth Phase: Knowledge
Secret Motivation: "I See"
The sign of the Lawyer, the Sage
Personality: Idealistic, honest, impatient, enthusiastic, frank and fearless, ambitious, philosophical, boisterous, argumentative and impulsive.
Positive Qualities: Fearless and frank, sportsmanlike, independent, curious and intelligent, generous, aspiring and nature-loving.
Negative Qualities: Boastful and aggressive, over-confident, prone to exaggeration, tactless, lacking in concentration, inconsistent and crude.
PERSONALITY AND CHARACTER
The traveler, in body and mind. A social one. Aims at the stars. Conservative with money - usually. Broad in ideas. Can be bombastic, hypocritical, and blunt. Ideals applied to home. Aggressive socially. High aspirations, sometimes too high! Loves freedom. Usually big-hearted, benevolent in attitude. Persistent, practical in work. Sometimes sportive. Likes horses, loves children. Aspires onward.
INFLUENCE OF THE PLANET
Those born under Sagittarius and Pisces are the Jupiter type. You tend to be heavily built, have a high forehead with prominent eyes, slanting at the corners. You are quite pompous in your middle age and often not very ambitious, yet you manage to acquire comfortable riches during the course of your active career. Being just, honest, generous, self indulgent, sociable and talkative - these are your other hallmarks.
SAGITTARIUS LOVE MYSTERY
On one hand, a Sagittarian is a born flirt and on the other hand, a snob - a disastrous combination! As a lover, you are warm, open, charming and glamorous. What you lack is staying power. New faces and fresh pictures always beckon you, so though you may be a good lover, you are not always a faithful one, and one whom it is almost impossible to tie down. This creates problems in your love life. You are very sporty, but an excellent provider. But yours is fundamentally not a sign of domesticity, in the sense of needing a home and hearth above everything else. A divorce or separation may hurt you, but it wouldn't prevent you from another attempt at matrimony. You will care and provide for your mate, but will give him or her freedom and independence and expect the same in return. Sagittarians can sometimes also be quite crude and hot-tempered. While you respect your partner as a human being, you are nevertheless capable of some very wounding sarcasm, which he or she will have to learn to overlook in order to survive with you.
SEXUAL CHARACTERISTICS
Sex plays an important role in the life of every man and woman. It lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to revere life until we know how to understand sex. Indian astrological science attributes certain sexual characteristics to persons according to the sign under which they have been born.
You are generous in love, as in everything else and you make your partner happy in every way. You are experimental, sporty, cheery and completely direct.
AS A FRIEND
You are sincere, helpful and generous in the extreme - a good friend to have around. Your likes and dislikes are intense, sometimes leading to blinding predilections or prejudices. Your intuition is strong and makes you offer your friends good advice and guidance. Even if friends exploit you, you harbor no resentment or ill-will.
YOUR LUCKY ELEMENTS
Birth Stone: Turquoise
Lucky Gems: Topaz and Amethyst (opinions are divided)
Lucky Colors: Purple, Violet, Pink and Shades of Red
Lucky Numbers: 3, 12, 21, 30, 39, 48 (the 3 series)
Lucky Talisman: Arrow Heads, The Horn of Plenty, definitely a horseshoe
Lucky Herbs and Flowers: Aniseed, Asparagus, Lichen, Figs, Lime Flower and Dandelion
Lucky Day: Thursday
By on 25 Jun, 08 · · ·
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to The bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.'
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. 'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says Gerry.
The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.
At the Connor Pass , Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, 'Dis looks like a grand place.' He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, 'Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!'
THERE'S MORE...
Moment's later, Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
'Hi, Paddy. Watch dis,' Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun.
Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.
Paddy shakes his head and says, 'And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!'
IT IS NOT OVER YET...
Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of which he pulls a chicken. Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
Once more Paddy shakes his head. 'Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting... and now Sean and his fook'n hengliding!'
